Seriously though, I\'m bringing a crop...

Hello fuckers who read this crap.


I'm off to Arcadecon in Dublin tomorrow. It's gonna be sweeet!
And yes, you read that right. I am indeed bringing a crop with me.

DOMINATRIX FTW! (that sounded a whole lot better in my head)

Okay, get your minds out of the gutter, it's not for that kind of purpose. I'm bringing it to beat off any 'snatch and grab' fuckers who try to steal my shit....Again.
It happened at Akumakon, so this time I'm not taking any chances. I'll have order! I'll have structure! I'LL HAVE JUSTICE!

Seriously though, don't all crowd my table and confuse the fuck out of me asking prices, trying my stuff, etc ALL AT ONCE... It's not on and I will beat your ass with said crop if you do. I'll be tired as fuck tomorrow so just don't do any annoying shit at my table or near me.


So with that out of the way, I'll end this with something fluffy and borderline furry:
I love my dog.

There, happy?